letters-intertwined:

AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW. THANKS.

(Source: todayimadeablog)

seetosee:

• what the fuck should I make for dinner

• what the fuck should I listen to now

• what the fuck should I do today

• what the fuck should I do with my life

• where the fuck should I go for drinks

• what’s the fucking weather

Wow. That sure is fucking convenient.

(Source: siempre-chill)

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

[top: watch the avengers for a third time

bottom: spend entire movie cataloguing what Captain America has missed]

Steve seems like a not-jerkassy human being, so I’m sure civil rights and feminism won’t give him much pause, but - hm. He slept through Nixon and Watergate, so he wouldn’t have the inherent distrust and cynicism towards the federal government. He might think Black Widow is a communist, but I’m guessing “commie” wouldn’t hold the same negative connotations as someone who had actually gone through the Cold War. He’d be pretty shocked at the changing attitudes towards the armed forces in the wake of My Lai and Cambodia and Iran-Contra and the Kandahar massacre. Vacuum cleaners are weird but they perform the same function as a carpet sweeper and he’s not an idiot so they won’t confuse him. Modern art - he’s an artist, right - that - that might be a bit jarring. Huh. Has he ever eaten a kiwi? Does he know what a kiwi is? Has someone in SHIELD explained to him that smoking cigarettes for your asthma is actually a really terrible idea? Has someone explained inflation to him so he doesn’t literally faint when he goes to gas up his motorcycle? Does he have a license for that? What were popular American attitudes towards the Middle East in the early 40s? Were can openers - yeah, can openers had been invented by then, so - 

ooh omg CHITAURI GO SPLODEY I shall shut up now

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Anonymous ASKED

I use Pocket Fiction on my iPod Touch and it hasn’t gotten deleted yet. I am having a few technical difficulties though.

Kurt Hummel, Ryan Kendall, Russel Fish, Carson Phillips

(Source: kirk-hummel)

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

myamelia:

clairesawyer:

Did you know people live in states like Idaho and Wyoming like that’s an actual thing people live there on purpose

 #i’m actually pretty sure that delaware is a made up place #i mean think about it #have you ever even heard of someone from delaware

icedwhitemocha:

14-f-cali:

Supernatural is like one of these long fanfictions where you’re just waiting for them to kiss

so is glee

sodamnrelatable:

BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: yusufsfirmbutt)